On Monday I made the decision to suspend my blog until the nation’s economic crisis was resolved. This wasn’t a cynical play or political move which my opponents would have you believe, it’s important for the countries economic future, my friends this is a sink or swim moment for America and we all have to make selfless decisions.
Okay so that was my thinking on Monday but now that John McCain is on the case, I am once again able to turn my attention back to blogging, secure in the knowledge things will work out fine.
John McCain has the foresight and skills we need to fix this crisis. Plus McCain is no longer distracted by such weighty issues as dealing “with lipstick on pigs”, on hiding Sarah Palin from the press, or on highlighting Barack Obamas plan to teach sex education to 4 year olds. Now he has the time to focus on the economy. My friends John Mc Cain knows Washington, and not just because he has 3 homes and lived there for 30 years, but because he has an array of relevant delicious sound bites. “I’ll veto any bill” “pork barrel spending ” “shake up Washington” “clean up Washington” “my friends” "Ill make the waisters of tax payer money famous"or my favorite “now is not the time for partisan politics” (that comes tomorrow when I accuse Barack Obama of teaching lesbian witchcraft to poor baby orphans)
Okay the nay sayers may say 'well he doesn’t sit on any relevant financial committee' or 'he doesn’t really have any of the economic experience necessary at this point in time' But does any of this that really matter? this is John Mc Cain my friends, the maverick, he’ll veto anything with his pen. Even though the finest economists on both sides of the political divide are already working together on this, John Mc Cain must go to Washington. He has to cleazn up 'the mess' he has to be there sandwiched between George Bush and Harry Reid when a deal is struck on the bail out. He must be there for a variety of important political reasons and not only because he needs to be as far away from Friday night’s debate in Mississippi, as many unpatriotic liberal american media hacks might suggest.
In a time of crisis the American people don’t need words they need empty gestures, clever soundbites and photo ops.
For those of you worried about the Campaign without McCain I say to you- dont worry. The reign is handed over to our beloved hockey mom, Sarah Palin (Did I mention she is an American patriot and a hockey mom?) Governor Palin is more than prepared to hold town meetings with unscreened audiences; she can host press conferences in the Fox Network studios and surely answer any questions Bill O Reilly may have. Butperhaps Sarah inalso needed in DC what with her expertise on economics and foreign policy. Her eye for details on fiscal prudence and her depth of knowledge on all issues from where her running mate stands on insurance relief to the bush doctrine.
So when the House Financial Services Committee are discussing the skyrocketing rates of mortgages or the impact of the Home Owners Loan Corporation Palin can interrupt with an important insight into the issues by stating she is from Alaska and is here to clean up the good Old Boys Network. That’s great Sarah but can you say more with consideration to the 700 billion bail out how do think that may sit with ordinary Americans? “well oridinary moms in Alaska are soooo excited, they'll be putting on their lipstick and getting ready for the big hockey game"
So say what you will about McCain my friends he is a man who fights on the issues, who fights fair and doesn’t go for cheap political stunts and shocking opportunistic gimmicks.
Okay so that was my thinking on Monday but now that John McCain is on the case, I am once again able to turn my attention back to blogging, secure in the knowledge things will work out fine.
John McCain has the foresight and skills we need to fix this crisis. Plus McCain is no longer distracted by such weighty issues as dealing “with lipstick on pigs”, on hiding Sarah Palin from the press, or on highlighting Barack Obamas plan to teach sex education to 4 year olds. Now he has the time to focus on the economy. My friends John Mc Cain knows Washington, and not just because he has 3 homes and lived there for 30 years, but because he has an array of relevant delicious sound bites. “I’ll veto any bill” “pork barrel spending ” “shake up Washington” “clean up Washington” “my friends” "Ill make the waisters of tax payer money famous"or my favorite “now is not the time for partisan politics” (that comes tomorrow when I accuse Barack Obama of teaching lesbian witchcraft to poor baby orphans)
Okay the nay sayers may say 'well he doesn’t sit on any relevant financial committee' or 'he doesn’t really have any of the economic experience necessary at this point in time' But does any of this that really matter? this is John Mc Cain my friends, the maverick, he’ll veto anything with his pen. Even though the finest economists on both sides of the political divide are already working together on this, John Mc Cain must go to Washington. He has to cleazn up 'the mess' he has to be there sandwiched between George Bush and Harry Reid when a deal is struck on the bail out. He must be there for a variety of important political reasons and not only because he needs to be as far away from Friday night’s debate in Mississippi, as many unpatriotic liberal american media hacks might suggest.
In a time of crisis the American people don’t need words they need empty gestures, clever soundbites and photo ops.
For those of you worried about the Campaign without McCain I say to you- dont worry. The reign is handed over to our beloved hockey mom, Sarah Palin (Did I mention she is an American patriot and a hockey mom?) Governor Palin is more than prepared to hold town meetings with unscreened audiences; she can host press conferences in the Fox Network studios and surely answer any questions Bill O Reilly may have. Butperhaps Sarah inalso needed in DC what with her expertise on economics and foreign policy. Her eye for details on fiscal prudence and her depth of knowledge on all issues from where her running mate stands on insurance relief to the bush doctrine.
So when the House Financial Services Committee are discussing the skyrocketing rates of mortgages or the impact of the Home Owners Loan Corporation Palin can interrupt with an important insight into the issues by stating she is from Alaska and is here to clean up the good Old Boys Network. That’s great Sarah but can you say more with consideration to the 700 billion bail out how do think that may sit with ordinary Americans? “well oridinary moms in Alaska are soooo excited, they'll be putting on their lipstick and getting ready for the big hockey game"
So say what you will about McCain my friends he is a man who fights on the issues, who fights fair and doesn’t go for cheap political stunts and shocking opportunistic gimmicks.
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